Sunday, March 14, 2010

Clean House Hell

I swear my house has never been so completely spotless and devoid of personality. It has been staged, and primped. Cleaned and polished. It somewhat resembles a high end hotel, with it's generic art and neutral colours.

I am afraid to touch anything. Using a tap means water spots on the chrome. Walking around too much may make lint on the floors. And god forbid you eat anything in the house and get crumbs on the counter.

So mostly I sit in front of the computer, it's a safe zone. Provided I don't forget to turn it off. Apparently computer screens in the on position are offensive to buyers.

Dear lord I hope this house sells soon. I am not enjoying being in purgatory.

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